{"id":28,"date":"2008-09-19T18:17:42","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T18:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.rev.mydaye.com\/?page_id=13"},"modified":"2025-01-21T12:20:16","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T20:20:16","slug":"murphys-law","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?page_id=28","title":{"rendered":"Murphy’s Law"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Anything<\/a>
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
    Interchangeable parts – won’t.<\/ol>\n
      Leakproof seals — will.<\/ol>\n
        Self-starters — won’t.<\/ol>\n
          If you try to please everyone, nobody will like you.<\/ol>\n
            A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.<\/ol>\n
              Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.<\/ol>\n
                Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.<\/ol>\n
                  In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.<\/ol>\n
                    The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet.<\/ol>\n
                      Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.<\/ol>\n
                        If it jams- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.<\/ol>\n
                          If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up.<\/ol>\n
                            Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.<\/ol>\n
                              When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.<\/ol>\n
                                A repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.<\/ol>\n
                                  No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.<\/ol>\n
                                    You will always find something in the last place you look.<\/ol>\n
                                      The other line always moves faster.<\/ol>\n
                                        Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.<\/ol>\n
                                          You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.<\/ol>\n
                                            If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.<\/ol>\n
                                              The minute you get interested in someone is the minute they find someone else.<\/ol>\n
                                                Nothing is as easy as it looks.<\/ol>\n
                                                  Everything takes longer than you think.<\/ol>\n
                                                    Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.<\/ol>\n
                                                      It there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: if there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen at then.<\/ol>\n
                                                        If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.<\/ol>\n
                                                          If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.<\/ol>\n
                                                            Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.<\/ol>\n
                                                              If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.<\/ol>\n
                                                                Mother Nature is a bitch.<\/ol>\n
                                                                  It is impossible to make anything fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.<\/ol>\n
                                                                    Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.<\/ol>\n
                                                                      Every solution breeds new problems.<\/ol>\n
                                                                        All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.<\/ol>\n
                                                                          There is always one more bug.<\/ol>\n
                                                                            A bird in the hand is better than one overhead.<\/ol>\n
                                                                              Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.<\/ol>\n
                                                                                If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.<\/ol>\n
                                                                                  Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.<\/ol>\n
                                                                                    In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.<\/ol>\n
                                                                                      Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.<\/ol>\n
                                                                                        There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.<\/ol>\n
                                                                                        Smile...tomorrow will be worse!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                                                                                        Interchangeable parts – won’t. Leakproof seals — will. Self-starters — won’t. If you try to please everyone, nobody will like you. A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. In order to get a loan, you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-28","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4782,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/28\/revisions\/4782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}