{"id":4411,"date":"2021-06-13T01:24:10","date_gmt":"2021-06-13T01:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.rev.mydaye.com\/?p=4411"},"modified":"2021-06-13T22:56:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-13T22:56:09","slug":"i-just-came-up-with-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?p=4411","title":{"rendered":"I just came up with a joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"initial-letter\"><div>\n<div>What is the biggest problem with a woman with 3 titties?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">She only has 2 nipples.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">&#8230;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div>What is the biggest problem with a woman with 4 titties?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">She only has 3 nipples.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">&#8230;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div>What is the biggest problem with a woman with 5 titties?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">She&#8217;s got FIVE titties!!!! What more do you want?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is the biggest problem with a woman with 3 titties? She only has 2 nipples. &#8230; What is the biggest problem with a woman with 4 titties? She only has 3 nipples. &#8230; What is the biggest problem with a woman with 5 titties? She&#8217;s got FIVE titties!!!! What more do you want?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4411"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4415,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4411\/revisions\/4415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}