{"id":5607,"date":"2026-05-02T12:08:14","date_gmt":"2026-05-02T19:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?p=5607"},"modified":"2026-05-02T13:32:21","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T20:32:21","slug":"too-fly-for-an-old-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?p=5607","title":{"rendered":"Too fly for an old guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"initial-letter\"><div class=\"postie-post\">\n<div>\n<div>Oh, snap! My new battlecry has landed!!!!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Why the hell was I there last night at 4am? Don&#8217;t you people know: I&#8217;M TOO FLY TO BE AN OLD GUY&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"align-center\" style=\"position:relative;margin-top:1em;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:1em;margin-left:0px;text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, snap! My new battlecry has landed!!!! Why the hell was I there last night at 4am? Don&#8217;t you people know: I&#8217;M TOO FLY TO BE AN OLD GUY&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5608,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5607\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}