{"id":561,"date":"2018-08-20T09:00:22","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T09:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.rev.mydaye.com\/?p=561"},"modified":"2018-08-20T09:35:26","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T09:35:26","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?p=561","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and gentlemen&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"initial-letter\"><div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"direction: ltr; margin: 0; padding: 0; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: black; \">  Your attention please!&nbsp; I am sorry to say we do not have enough parachutes for everyone.&nbsp;&nbsp; So&#8230; please&#8230; only the sexy people&#8230;line up to the left.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your attention please!&nbsp; I am sorry to say we do not have enough parachutes for everyone.&nbsp;&nbsp; So&#8230; please&#8230; only the sexy people&#8230;line up to the left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}