{"id":592,"date":"2019-02-03T21:24:23","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T21:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.rev.mydaye.com\/?p=592"},"modified":"2019-02-03T22:25:30","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T22:25:30","slug":"the-best-cartman-from-south-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"The best Cartman from South Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"initial-letter\"><div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"direction: ltr; margin: 0; padding: 0; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: black; \">  Cartman: Suck my balls.<\/p><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"direction: ltr; margin: 0; padding: 0; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: black; \">  Ms. Choksondik: Present them.<\/p><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"direction: ltr; margin: 0; padding: 0; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: black; \">  Cartman: What?<\/p><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"direction: ltr; margin: 0; padding: 0; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: black; \">  Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I&#8217;ll suck &#8217;em.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cartman: Suck my balls. Ms. Choksondik: Present them. Cartman: What? Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I&#8217;ll suck &#8217;em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}