{"id":700,"date":"2019-12-31T02:48:40","date_gmt":"2019-12-31T02:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.rev.mydaye.com\/?p=700"},"modified":"2019-12-31T02:56:38","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T02:56:38","slug":"lying-motherfuckers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/?p=700","title":{"rendered":"Lying motherfuckers&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"initial-letter\"><div>\n<div>When you see an online profile and it says they&#8217;re 35&#8230; and you think 35 years ago you weren&#8217;t even 35 you old fuck!!!!!!<\/div>\n<div>  <\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Then you reconcile the timeline&#8230;&nbsp; 35 years ago they were say 10 or eleven so that makes them in the earliest 45-50 so you laugh!&nbsp; But still it makes you mad.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you see an online profile and it says they&#8217;re 35&#8230; and you think 35 years ago you weren&#8217;t even 35 you old fuck!!!!!! Then you reconcile the timeline&#8230;&nbsp; 35 years ago they were say 10 or eleven so that makes them in the earliest 45-50 so you laugh!&nbsp; But still it makes you mad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mydaye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}