Well doggonnit I did it again. Like Britney Spears hearing the siren song of the bottle, I bought into the hype about the gay nightlife of Las Vegas. Now I have to say, Piranh Las Vegas is a cool bar sometimes with a hotties, but you really have to wonder when they send text messages like these in the span of a couple days: —— SMS Text ——
- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 11, 2009 12:48 AM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas UPDATE: PIRANHA PACKED AT MIDNIGHT!!!-LINE OUT THE DOOR!!-VIP SOLD OUT-ITS GOING TO BE A LOOOOONG NIGHT OF PORNSTARS AND FUN! Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 10, 2009 1:07 AM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas PIRANHA IS PACKED RIGHT NOW!!! THE GUYS WHO THROW HUSTLABALL EVERY YEAR ARE THROWING OUR EVENT! DUH! COME PLAY WITH PORNSTARS! Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 9, 2009 10:29 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas RENTBOY.COM HAS PIMPED OUT PIRANHA! www.piranhalasvegas.com/porn $5 BEER BUST 11-2AM-NO CVR LCLS B4 230AM-2 FREE DRINKS B4 12AM Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 10, 2009 9:21 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas UPDATE: MANHUNT CEO THROWS PORNSTAR TREVOR KNIGHTS B-DAY AT PIRANHA-HUGE VIP LIST-JEREMY HALL-ARPAD MIKLOS-CAESAR-TRENT FOSTERS.. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
—— SMS Text ——
- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 10, 2009 8:14 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas GIPSY-MAJOR EVENT-SEDUCTION-VIP SOLD OUT-ADULTS ONLY-ONLY SEXY NEED ATTEND-SUPERSTAR DJ MISS DUST-LADIES PARTY-NO COVER LOCALS Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 10, 2009 6:13 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas 2NITE AT PIRANHA IS THE GAYVN AFTER PARTY-HOSTED BY THE JERICS-LOADS OF PORNSTARS-CHECK THEM OUT AT WWW.FABSCOUT.COM NO CVR LCLS Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 9, 2009 11:32 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM-PIRANHA IS BUSY EARLY W/ PORNSTARS!-GIPSY-BOOGIE NIGHTS-OLD SCHOOL PORN PARTY $5 BEER BUST NO COVER Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 9, 2009 2:18 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas AFTER LAST NITE-LOL-CLEARLY PIRANHA IS UR BEST BET-2NITE-WORLD FAMOUS PORN STAR ZEB ATLAS-TONS OF PORN STARS (NO BS) NO CVR LCLS Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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- From: 68398 Sent: Jan 8, 2009 6:24 PM Subject: G Vegas G Vegas U DECIDE..2NITE www.temptevents.com OR www.piranhalasvegas.com/porn PIRANHA-1/2 Priced Bottles-VIP OPEN-$10 LIQR BUST-NO CVR LCL Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
that maybe something is a little screwy and that they’re boasting a little over the top. Now I will say the VIP area was probably full – but locals can’t go in there so who knows. Besides it seems like that is where the fun is because the rest of the bar is left to the “supporting cast“. As for the “wall-to-wall” porn stars I only saw 3, two of whom danced and performed on stage, the other kinda did the obligatory walk from the VIP area downstairs to say hi to the guys performing and then back upstairs. As for the “line down the street” there’s always a line down the street because the ID area is right at the front door so if they have 5 people in the line it reaches down the street. But then again, good marketing makes you want to go out and buy, it doesn’t mean you have to like what you’ve bought. So I give it to them and the great marketers for Krave – they give great ad, sometimes shiny pictures sometimes golden words. But’s all crap just like the marketing for the Ford Fusion.
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