Christian Deville: [looks around the room of casually dressed executives and spots Matt’s flip-flopped feet]
-What the fuck is this?
Kate: [responding as positively as she can muster]
-oh, well, sir, we have been experiencing an uptick in reports of employee depression and aggression.
John: [attempting to sound equally positive to upstage Kate]
-So, to address the issue, we implemented casual Friday, where employees can wear jeans once a month.
Christian: [ever more annoyed]
-Well, that was a catastrophic mistake. Just look at that… [points toward Matt’s general vicinity and feet]
-I mean how can someone lack the shame and dignity to come into an office looking like that? [Continuing in an admonishing tone]
-To put on those clothes and stroll into a place of business and think that that’s an acceptable way to live your life?
[John says something about the accountant in the office being shirtless but Christian continues]
-And what is going on with those toes?….. [staring at Jake’s funny looking toes]
-The second one is too long. It should be covered. Why would he subject us to this?… I don’t want to see another human being’s foot for the rest of the day!
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