Krave Las Vegas a major bust

I have been to Krave nightclub nightclub 1/2 block off the strip within the Planet Hollywood Hotel & Casino complex quite a few times now and each and every time it is a major bust. Bartenders, waiters and staff in general who are somewhat akin to dealers at the craps table inside the casino. For those of you who don’t know what I mean by that — listen up: people who work in casinos are usually the dullest, most sedate, truly lifeless people on Earth. Because they’re there 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, day-in-and-day-out they’re there just waiting for someone to walk in an plunk down their hard-earned cash. And table dealers are the worst because they’re seeing people win (nowadays very infrequently) but mostly lose and those people sometimes take their anger out on the person they think is the problem — the dealer. OK – back to my original rant: Krave once again tempted me to drive over to this hole with promises that they would have wall-to-wall people and because the AVN Adult Video Network and its sub-genre the GayVN (the gay part) were in town, I was sure this time it wouldn’t be a complete waste of effort.

wrong!

One would only wonder how the original Sin City has descended to this, simply a place where looking and not touching is the norm and where the overweight lovers outnumber any slender by a margin of 3-1. I should have known that it would be a bust by the way they were selling the nights through their text messages they dutifully send out religiously everynight. –take a look at the messages: —— SMS Text ——

    From: 313131 Sent: Jan 10, 2009 8:27 PM Subject: SUPER STAR BLAKE RILEY JOINS REESE… SUPER STAR BLAKE RILEY JOINS REESE RIDEOUT, NELSON TROY, BOBBY & SETH CLARK 2NITE @ KRAVE! DJ CHRIS COX, NO COVER 4 LOCALS!

—— SMS Text ——

    From: 313131 Sent: Jan 10, 2009 5:28 PM Subject: A BIG COX IS HARD 2 FIND, A BIG COX IS HARD 2 FIND, BUT ONE THAT SPINS MUSIC IS PRICELESS! DJ CHRIS COX @KRAVE 2NITE W/REESE RIDEOUT & MORE! NO COVR LOCALS Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

—— SMS Text ——

    From: 313131 Sent: Jan 9, 2009 4:07 PM Subject: PARTY LIKE A HUSTLER 2NITE @… PARTY LIKE A HUSTLER 2NITE @ KRAVE! DJ IRENE, HOSTED BY AMANDA LEPORE, 32 HUGE PORNSTARS W/BRENT CORRIGAN! LOCALS FREE B4 11:30! Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

—— SMS Text ——

    From: 313131 Sent: Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM Subject: MANHUNT EVENT 2NITE@ KRAVE W/DJ… MANHUNT EVENT 2NITE@ KRAVE W/DJ JUNIOR VASQUEZ & BILLY STEELE, 26 PORNSTARS! $10 LCLS B4 MIDNGHT & FREE DRINK W/TXT! VIP SOLD OUT Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

With these type messages, wouldn’t anyone think “this should be fun?“. VIP is sold out yeah right Oh, well, I’m glad I didn’t have to pay to get in like I have before when I wasn’t a local. I couldn’t image giving those bastards $20 for the crap I endured. Alas, the price of getting in for free is living here! Stay tuned for post number 2 about the other bust of the weekend at Piranh Las Vegas.


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