Haven’t posted in a while and of the news of the day/week/month/year is the coronavirus pandemic that has ravaged the earth. What started out probably is something minor and easily managed turned rapidly into the panic-generating biological issue that almost seems unchallenged. Here I Las Vegas everything except for essential services is pretty much shutdown. California, New York, Illinois and pretty much every other state with some sense has restricted regular, general movement of all their citizens in hopes that this thing called “social distancing” can reduce the spread. And of course the other was my birthday! What a bummer. […]
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From the best damn sketch show— Chappelle’s Show Is Wayne Brady gon’ have to choke a bitch?
Musing from the peanut gallery
I hate when people say "NOW, I’m giving 110%" What that means is NOW they are giving their all — ie 100%. They were not giving their all previously. Maybe they were giving 80% or 90%, even 95% but they were not… Balls to the wall! Leave it all on the floor! Go for broke! People say such pacifying "You’re doing great" encouragement to people who they know are not giving their all but want to say something nicer than "You’re not pulling your weight! Step up! YOU FUCK!" So they say "Give 110%" In a hopeful way they’re saying […]
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Ahhhhhh, how old are you? 29. Damn, you got some city miles on ya.
Live From The Field
From South Park S19E1 – “Stunning and Brave” Cartman says to PC Principal “By all means, please, keep your dick out.”
From a musing from 2016, but still oh so relevant!!!
I’ve never felt so… Out-of-control, impatient, ridiculous — imperfect. Even out-of-touch. Humiliated… of course, HOMOPHOBIC at times, irrational; exhibiting dual-personality and utterly masochistic tendencies. Now, you have to remember that I was an early Internet adopter (I was hooking-up through my BBS [if you don’t know what this is, good for you] in the early 90s) but this new-fangled Internet hook-up is so…degrading, demoralizing, dehumanizing, debasing, de- this, and de- that! And fucking time-consuming! When did sex stop being about fun? Is this the best $25 will buy me on the Internet? (for the membership you whack-jobs…) My fantasy is to […]