From one of my fav shows on TV today – Corporate S1E1 – The Void Matt says: “500 billion dollar corporation and they never have enought bageles for everyone.” Jake responds ” Why didn’t you eat breakfast before work?” Matt: “I didn’t have time.I hit the snooze button 15 times this morning…which is a new record that I’m actually kinda proud of. Did you eat anything?” Jake: “No, I’m trying to watch my figure. I wanna have a hot body ‘cuz I’m tired of developing my personality.” Matt says “Yeah, I been there.

You know… when the end comes all you mother fuckers better have your own rides because I ain’t saving none of you! Bring it