Sometime you just to get the hint… No, I don’t want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend’s ride Trying to holler at me I don’t want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend’s ride Trying to holler at me

From the very wise desk of your host and guide: "It’s not about getting what you want… .  It’s about wanting what you get"

I guess I may have been expecting something better but no change in nothing after yesterday’s cannabis holiday.

https://www.nuwucannabis.com/indica-vs-sativa/ If you’ve ever walked into a head shop and been inundated with terms like Sativa and Indica, CBD, THC, myrcene and all sorts of other terms on the order to be included in a kind of cannabis dictionary.  OK, well years ago in recently-legal Colorado for me I had the what the fuck moment, so this handy little sheet could help cut through some of the BS.  I think there should be a super-column off to the left – CBD and the other column for Sativa/Indica stuff under the THC heading.  There’s a lot put into whether something is Sativa or […]

Today’s flashback comes from the best damn comedy sketch show of all fucking time… -the Dave Chappelle Show: “I’m Rick James, bitch!” Chappelle show

Christian Deville:  [looks around the room of casually dressed executives and spots Matt’s flip-flopped feet] -What the fuck is this? Kate: [responding as positively as she can muster] -oh, well, sir, we have been experiencing an uptick in reports of employee depression and aggression. John: [attempting to sound equally positive to upstage Kate] -So, to address the issue, we implemented casual Friday, where employees can wear jeans once a month. Christian: [ever more annoyed] -Well, that was a catastrophic mistake.  Just look at that… [points toward Matt’s  general vicinity and feet] -I mean how can someone lack the shame and […]

Light the fuck up drinks…

Thought #1:  What about him? Thought #2:  He got fat ankles…

Would you rather have a full head of gray hair or a half or less of black,  blonde,  brown hair (whatever you got)?  Foot me or is the gray…

Day 4 was a little odd – my sleep has been a little less than stellar. Last night was much better though so maybe the tide has turned. I supplemented a little with nuts and veg chips (bean nacho and parsnip chips) so I got a couple hundred extra calories but nothing too significant so still WAY UNDER my normal calorie count. In the thick of day 5 since I did not post yesterday and ready for a hamburger or something hearty this weekend. Tomorrow will fall back to normal but as I am moving to keto my ‘normal’ really […]