Hey, is that a phone in your pocket? It better be cause that ass is calling me!

There’s 2 sides to every gloryhole.

Your attention please!  I am sorry to say we do not have enough parachutes for everyone.   So… please… only the sexy people…line up to the left.

Ever walked into work and everyone was sick and you thought…"I gotta stay away from these people." They’re always sick !!!!!

Hey, is that a phone in your pocket? It better be cause that ass is calling me!

They gotta lay down somewhere… might as well be with you.   Major smiley face!!!

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