We all come from the same parents millions of years ago. Deal with it!
Heard on a restaurant patio…
You never wanna cut a bitch TOO early. Give her a chance to come correct…
Don’t be one of those kids…
That get dropped off at the fire station.
Hey you…
Fuck OFF… Unless your name is Jack DANIELS.
Benefits of cuddling
Let’s start cuddling everybody!!! Here is a good article on the 10 Incredible Benefits of Cuddling That Make You Want to Cuddle Now https://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/10-surprising-benefits-cuddling-that-make-you-want-cuddle-someone-now.html
Fucking. Chitty. Chitty. Bang bang, nigah!
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Love means…
It is …”Love means you Never have to say you’re sorry” … but I affirm it sure doesn’t mean I have to put up with all YOUR shit!!!!!