From the best damn sketch show— Chappelle’s Show Is Wayne Brady gon’ have to choke a bitch?

I hate when people say "NOW, I’m giving 110%" What that means is NOW they are giving their all — ie 100%. They were not giving their all previously. Maybe they were giving 80% or 90%, even 95% but they were not… Balls to the wall! Leave it all on the floor! Go for broke! People say such pacifying "You’re doing great" encouragement to people who they know are not giving their all but want to say something nicer than "You’re not pulling your weight! Step up! YOU FUCK!" So they say "Give 110%" In a hopeful way they’re saying […]

Ahhhhhh, how old are you? 29. Damn,  you got some city miles on ya.

From South Park S19E1 – “Stunning and Brave” Cartman says to PC Principal “By all means, please, keep your dick out.”

I’ve never felt so… Out-of-control, impatient, ridiculous — imperfect.  Even out-of-touch. Humiliated… of course, HOMOPHOBIC at times, irrational; exhibiting dual-personality and utterly masochistic tendencies.   Now, you have to remember that I was an early Internet adopter (I was hooking-up through my BBS [if you don’t know what this is, good for you] in the early 90s) but this new-fangled Internet hook-up is so…degrading, demoralizing, dehumanizing, debasing, de- this, and de- that! And fucking time-consuming! When did sex stop being about fun?  Is this the best $25 will buy me on the Internet? (for the membership you whack-jobs…) My fantasy is to […]

Do you every feel like the fruit in the old Pac Man game dancing around for one of the ghosts or even Pac Man himself to hit you.  Only to fund yourself dancing out the end of the game uneaten?

From Fremont st. Downtown LV..  The incomparable Dionne Warwick…   I know I’ll never love this way again. 

Yes,  I think being high might make everything and everyone a little easier to stomach.  That may or may not (I don’t know which right now, maybe later i will figure which) but the memory/idea logic failure may lose out to being … less …. um….um…. less fucked! In! General!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe I’m missing Game of Thrones reruns fit this…