I BETTER SEE SOME DICK SLINGING TONIGHT. OK, maybe some pussy slinging too but no tranny pussy!!!
Sitting in the airport terminal….
The first thought that comes to mind: when did we become so aghhhhhh? So fat? So funny looking? So timid? So ugh!!!????
Something new for the blog…. Trackback Friday
Sometimes I want to repost something that is important or thought-provoking. Sometimes it is a post from before or even a post from somewhere else or it could even be something I just recall from the marvelous old days. Here’s the first Trackback Friday post: original content – Remember… Remember… There’s 2 sides to every gloryhole.
Best quote from children’s TV
The absolute best quote from children’s TV – from episode 2 of ‘The Penguins of Madagascar’ (March 2009) TV series on Nick. "Hey, Max. Do I look a little chunkier to you? I mean, I exercise and all, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to get rid of all this succulent… delicious… dark meat!" The pigeon preens and presents his hind quarter toward Max the alley cat. Hilarious!
Rename the site
To the misadventures of your marvelous host
Want ad for the 2000s
WANTED ISO bombdiggity niggah for longterm mutual monogamous relationship with the girl (or boy) of dreams. Not always consensually motivated. Damn!
Oh no! WTF!!!!!
What you think the minute you realize YOU are out of YOUR OWN league.
Update….
Early March and I still have some fucks to give. Just waiting for probably late July when I have no fucks to give so I won’t give a fuck!
Fortune cookie wisdom…
You will learn a lesson that you will one day teach.