[Frank N’Furter] Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? [Janet Weiss] Well…I don’t like men with too many muscles. [Frank N’Furter] I didn’t make him for YOU!!!! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.

I hate when people say those useless things that mean nothing.   No problem or no worries quickly come to mind since the waiter just said that to me here. I don’t know what <b>problem</b> you thought there was until you said no problem or what <b>worry</b> I had before you said no worries… but please stop it!

I’m not from behind!

I’m a dick-man only!!!  No more assess.  These fucking drugs make it impossible to get ‘IT’ up anyway.  So I’m officially the best bottom wherever I go. 

Fat-ankled, Birkenstock-wearing-Mother fuckers. Sometimes you just can’t win…

It is not always about getting what you want but it is always about wanting what you get.