All My Worldly Wanderings

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Following on to my last joke from a couple months ago about the woman with 5 titties !!! Five titties! Still oh my goodness I just can’t believe it… Here we go with another one:  What’s the biggest problem of a man with three balls? He’s only got one dick! What’s the buggest problem of a man with four balls? He’s got two dicks**! What’s the biggest problem of a man with five balls?… He ain’t got no problems he’s a man with five balls and two dicks!!

Just saw this server doing a major pimp walk to drop off some food.  Only at D&Bs (and everywhere else where humppy Cali boys serving mad realness! )…

Lots of fun and too many fat-ankled hoes… but all in all fun for the whole family. And i so mean all these worthless kids running around with the useless parents. 

Hanging out at Dave & Busters and realizing how many fat ankle hoes there are in this one-horse town. 

Some people have toes that look like fingers and if their hands have fingers why don’t we just call their feet hands? happy birthday!

cake 18,385 days Or 50 years, 4 months Or 604 months Or 1,588,464,000 seconds Or 26,474,400 minutes Or 441,240 hours Or 18,385 days Or 2626 weeks and 3 days Time&Date

As part of my new daily ritual (I hope it sticks and starts a trend for me) I am going to renew this ritual. I have done it before but this time I’m giving it another try with luck sticking to it to make it a habit. So, with no more ado (didn’t you think it was adieu? I looked it up — it is ado). Happy birthday to me!! Today I am 18383 days old. Or 50 years, 3 months, 29 days Or 603 months, 29 days Or 1,588,291,200 seconds Or 26,471,520 minutes Or 441,192 hours Or 2626 weeks […]

I’m authorized… right? Great time at San Diego’s Hole in the Wall Bar

Someone from Spain is a Spaniard but someone from Mexico is a Mexican but they’re both Spanish.