All My Worldly Wanderings

So day 1 of the fasting mimicking diet is coming to a close.   Really easy I must say with only one slip with a handful of pecans but this is the start and it was the day with the most calories. Tomorrow and the rest will have 20% fewer calories so to make it all the way through I might have to do 1oz of mixed nuts. On way or another I am hopeful that this will end well next Friday night when I move to the transition day. Stay tuned tomorrow for the 800cal day!

I BETTER SEE SOME DICK SLINGING TONIGHT.  OK, maybe some pussy slinging too but no tranny pussy!!!

The first thought that comes to mind:  when did we become so aghhhhhh?  So fat?  So funny looking? So timid?  So ugh!!!????

Sometimes I want to repost something that is important or thought-provoking.  Sometimes it is a post from before or even a post from somewhere else or it could even be something I just recall from the marvelous old days. Here’s the first Trackback Friday post:  original content – Remember… Remember… There’s 2 sides to every gloryhole.

The absolute best quote from children’s TV – from episode 2 of ‘The Penguins of Madagascar’ (March 2009) TV series on Nick. "Hey, Max. Do I look a little chunkier to you? I mean, I exercise and all, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to get rid of all this succulent… delicious… dark meat!" The pigeon preens and presents his hind quarter toward Max the alley cat. Hilarious!

To the misadventures of your marvelous host

WANTED ISO bombdiggity niggah for longterm mutual monogamous relationship with the girl (or boy) of dreams.  Not always consensually motivated. Damn!

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