…Pullin’ up to my bumper right about now
Sometimes the smallest fish
Is the most viscous! None of the other fish in the tank even came close to this bad boy.
Never. Never. Never ever!
No matter how thirsty you are milk a bull!!!!!
Thanks, Comedy Central for the Chappelle rerun
… is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxG9jeZBafs Happy new year!!!!!!!! Mother fucker
Oh my
Is it worth killing for or being killed for?
Finally 2019!!!!
I was all out of fucks so now I have a new supply… so, once again I could give a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like it or not!
We all come from the same parents millions of years ago. Deal with it!
Heard on a restaurant patio…
You never wanna cut a bitch TOO early. Give her a chance to come correct…
Don’t be one of those kids…
That get dropped off at the fire station.
Hey you…
Fuck OFF… Unless your name is Jack DANIELS.