From one of my fav shows on TV today – Corporate S1E1 – The Void Matt says: “500 billion dollar corporation and they never have enought bageles for everyone.” Jake responds ” Why didn’t you eat breakfast before work?” Matt: “I didn’t have time.I hit the snooze button 15 times this morning…which is a new record that I’m actually kinda proud of. Did you eat anything?” Jake: “No, I’m trying to watch my figure. I wanna have a hot body ‘cuz I’m tired of developing my personality.” Matt says “Yeah, I been there.

You know… when the end comes all you mother fuckers better have your own rides because I ain’t saving none of you! Bring it

From the Minority Report from a few years ago… "Is it now?"

I’m immune!

Took the bus downtown for the first time after walking down the Strip.   Up and down Fremont a couple times,  got hungry and looked for my trusty corn dog but they were out.   Went over to Flippin Good Burgers on Fremont Street East.  Patio watching the good people and visitors of downtown Las Vegas.  Burger joint,  nothing special but Good burger,  nice music, beer flight… onion rings that were fried so well.   Time to move though so…

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After all these years I have been dismissing stupid people thinking ‘The elevator isn’t going all the way to the top’ I just thought of something new. The elevator goes all the way to the top but it isn’t big enough to hold all the necessary information. Like everyone I encounter dumb people – the kind of ‘There’s no elevator at all!’ types. But with the new realization it is now possible to understand the other type of people who are not dumb just doing dumb things. Case in point: a co- worker who gets the reason to do a […]

Not everything is a priority!

From a great gospel and if you have not heard the actual recording, please it’s worth the 5 minutes to uplift your spirit. JESUS CAN WORK IT OUT We wanna go back to the old school for a minute Hand clappin’ and toe tappin’ We wanna visit our friends over in Chicago Sister Albatina Walker, Inez Andrews, The Baron Sisters, Clay Evans, and Father Hayes and the Cosmopolitan Church of Prayer Choir Jesus can work it out Jesus can work it out Jesus can work it out Jesus can work it out That problem that I had I just couldn’t […]

The other day I was thinking and came up with the most profound musing I think I have ever had: If your bad memories are keeping you in a bad place presently, you need to re-imagine how your past went so those bad memories are a thing of the past. Understand I am not saying “Forgive and Forget” or some bullshit like that. I am saying nothing shy of redrawing your past in your memory to reflect what should have happened if your parents were better people, if you spouse was a better person, if Johnny Law hadn’t been right […]