All My Worldly Wanderings

“Man, do I hate ads!”  Jimmy Vollmer

Just what my toes needed after my luxuriating Sunday soaking bath… a great menthol moisturizing foot rub and toe socks.

“You signed the form!”

Sitting here at the Orleans hotel and casino in Las Vegas and the only thought that comes to mind…. Bless his heart… He’s somebody’s child

Here’s a song for you… Treat ‘Em Right by Chubb Rock https://open.spotify.com/track/2QHmGfplU3ypWOGgJM46in?si=2ynI0HrNSBCWOCCiYCtOOQ Ya heard!

If I don’t get something to eat I am literally going to die. 

From one of my fav shows on TV today – Corporate S1E1 – The Void Matt says: “500 billion dollar corporation and they never have enought bageles for everyone.” Jake responds ” Why didn’t you eat breakfast before work?” Matt: “I didn’t have time.I hit the snooze button 15 times this morning…which is a new record that I’m actually kinda proud of. Did you eat anything?” Jake: “No, I’m trying to watch my figure. I wanna have a hot body ‘cuz I’m tired of developing my personality.” Matt says “Yeah, I been there.

You know… when the end comes all you mother fuckers better have your own rides because I ain’t saving none of you! Bring it

From the Minority Report from a few years ago… "Is it now?"

Source: Sterling Archer | Archer Wiki | Fandom