I don’t want no scrubs! A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me.
Is this a good pickup line?
Hey, is that a phone in your pocket? It better be cause that ass is calling me!
Remember…
There’s 2 sides to every gloryhole.
Ladies and gentlemen….
Your attention please! I am sorry to say we do not have enough parachutes for everyone. So… please… only the sexy people…line up to the left.
I sometimes feel this all the time
Ever walked into work and everyone was sick and you thought…"I gotta stay away from these people." They’re always sick !!!!!
Is this a good pickup line?
Hey, is that a phone in your pocket? It better be cause that ass is calling me!
REMEMBER THIS ADAGE
They gotta lay down somewhere… might as well be with you. Major smiley face!!!
Aries Horoscope Daily ♈ – Free Readings Today & Tomorrow
Free Aries Horoscope Daily at Astrology.com.au ✓ Your Easy Access to Daily Horoscopes, Astrology Signs and More Online ✓ Know your Forecast Today, Tomorrow & Yesterday. Source: Aries Horoscope Daily ♈ – Free Readings Today & Tomorrow
Laughlin River Regatta | Greatest Float on Earth
Gettin’ my float on this weekend!!!! Source: Laughlin River Regatta | Greatest Float on Earth
Thinking of wandering to Burning Man
I am thinking of going to later this year but I am worried about sitting outside in the heat for days on end. And when I say heat…yes, I live in the desert but I do not sit out in it for no reason other than to enjoy the 112-degree heat. Stay tuned, may not happen but mayhaps it does.